of course. lets lasso hookers.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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