no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
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its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
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Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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