Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
