we made out on top of his cat.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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