We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
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he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
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I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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