so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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