We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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