He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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