He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
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Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
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I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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