it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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