After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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