Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
I want to make a zoo with you.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
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taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
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I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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