So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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