I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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