What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
if i can run in heels then i can drive
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
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She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
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Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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