That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
You can't just leave with hair like that
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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