Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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