I hope mine doesn't look like that
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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