Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
PANTIES FOUND
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