Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
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I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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