This is not my ceiling
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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