he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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