I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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