he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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