I wanna bring you to show and tell
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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