He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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