Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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