what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
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She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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