dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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