We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
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Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
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Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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