They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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