Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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