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(615): View more from Tennessee

In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.

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(541): View more from Oregon

I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.

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(503): View more from Oregon

He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.

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(518): View more from New York

he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!

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(619): View more from California

why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu

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(646): View more from New York

You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door

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(843): View more from South Carolina

oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!

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(425): View more from Washington

Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?

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Found out I'm pregnant.

(425): View more from Washington

I'll stick with pneumonia.

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