Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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