I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
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we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
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Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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