Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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