Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
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Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
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He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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