If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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