My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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