Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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