and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
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Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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