my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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