did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
there is puke in my bra ... again
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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