She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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