he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
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Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
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there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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