on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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