69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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