I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
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I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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