Whats the glycemic index on semen?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
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Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
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Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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