So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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