Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
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i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
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Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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