In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Randomize
