She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
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You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
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She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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