let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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