I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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