gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Randomize
