ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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