kristin has been a bad kristin
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
You can't just leave with hair like that
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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