Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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