That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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