your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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